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小笑话10则

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海啸过，村里漂来了一腐烂男尸，唯有下身可辩！一村妇看后，说道：“这不是俺男人，也不是村长，也

不是会计。”村姑看了看，说：“这不是俺姐夫，也不是妹夫！”这时，一寡妇走过来，摸了摸说：“都

回去吧，不是咱村的。”
评论：还是寡妇阅人无数，其他人根本不好使啊

2.一对情侣懒懒地躺在床上闲聊。女友模仿广告里的声音，撒娇说：“人家是你的优乐美嘛～”男友一听

，两眼放光：“啊，那太好了！来，快让我把管儿插进去！”
评论：他男友反应好快啊，之后一定翻云覆雨了。

3.老师：“避孕套和降落伞的区别是什么？”男生：“一个保护上头，一个保护下头。”女生接着答道：

“降落伞破了少一个人，避孕套破了多一个人。”
评论：女生和男生的想的东西果然不一样啊

4.一美女参加交友活动，根据要求填写了个人信息。回到宿舍后，美女抱怨道：“糟糕，我把职业和生肖

给写反了！”朋友安慰其：“这有什么大不了的，一般人都能看懂的。”美女略带哭腔说道：“关键我是

属鸡的！！”

评论：瞧着吧，晚上美女的电话一定是响不停了。

5.小姐被扫黄组抓走审问。小姐狡辩道：“我只是把两元的避孕套卖到了二百元！”扫黄组怒问其：“还敢狡辩！那后来呢？”小姐解释道：“后～后来，教他如何使用，属于售后服务。”

评论：这种卖避孕套的方式一定赚钱啊，售后服务也很到位。

6.一MM胸特别平，怕男友知道嫌弃自己，所以便瞒着男友。终于，他们第一次上了床，关了灯、钻进被窝。。当男友摸到MM胸部的时候，男友说：“亲爱的，别趴着睡啊！”

评论：我估计说完这话后，有2个结局，1是MM伤心的哭了，1是男的被打的头破血流。

7.一女子遭遇意外，其男友为了救他，献出了大量自己的血输血给她！可是没多久，负心的女子居然要和男友分手！男友愤怒的喊道：“想分手？那就先还清我的血！！”女子狠狠的把卫生巾丢在男孩脸上，骂道：“给！我会每月都分期还给你！”

评论：现在分期付款太时尚了，这样也行啊。

8.一男子兴奋地打的去见女网友！快到的时候，男子从车里看到远处的女网友长的非常丑！男子指着奇丑无比的女网友对司机说：“看到那个女的了吗？”司机说：“看到了，在那儿停？”男子答：“不，撞死她！！！”

评论：网友见面是很容易受伤了，不过这样的疗伤方法也太狠了吧


9.老头和老太太看了黄碟后，二人一起放声痛哭！ 老头边哭边说：“都快死了，才知道还有那么多姿势，亏大了！” 老太太一把鼻涕一把泪的说道：“活了一辈子才知道那东西还能生吃！”

评论：生活真美好啊，我真的在想多活500年。


10.三人结伴外出找小姐！甲说：“我的12厘米”乙说：“我的16厘米”丙说：“我的6厘米”妓女说：“那我要最短的。”一会，妓女像发疯了一样跑出来，吼道：“那个王八蛋说的是直径！”

评论：问事情一定要详细啊，只听半句话，吃亏的很可能是自己啊。

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1.表示这个村的村姑都是乱搞男妇关系的。
2.她男友的脑子转得快，女友想要什么，一转就知啦。
3.男生与女生的想的系有一点不同的，想法的角度不同，得到的答案都不同啦。
4.一般人甘会看得懂的，思想想歪的就会是鸡罗。
5.这位小姐有生意头脑，不过用错了地方。
6.有的等于没有的一样，不会吧。
7.不错的分期，不过男的不一定会要的MM的血。
8.这样也太狠了吧，见过面，使不使要人家的命吖，生得丑有罪吗？
9.都老夫老妻啦，还想这样那样。
10.6CM真径，我想这个妓女一定爽死啦。